Ten signs that you're integrating into France

1. You cook chicken and notice that the inside is still raw, then think to yourself... "oh, that looks about right."
2. You are no longer surprised that a doctor's visit only costs an Euro.
3. Sharing lanes with motorcycles becomes routine... they come up behind you and you scooch over so they can ride the line between you and oncoming traffic.
4. You get climbing endurance.
5. You lose all bouldering power.
6. Testing every single type of cheese on a platter isn't necessary...you know which ones you like.
7. You contemplate going on strike when you don't get something you want at school... or if you want to add a couple more days to summer vacation.
8. Eating ultra-processed food and crappy vegetables from the southern hemisphere is no longer an option.
9. You realize that "Accès Interdit" (No Entry/Access Prohibited) signs are optional.
10. Your definition of a meal now includes a minimum of three courses.