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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Paint Stripper

Facade Off
Paint stripper so strong it'll take the guilty smiles off politicians!

 
When you have a persistent paint job that just won't go away, try Facade Off for a new change of face!  New and improved industrial strength will change your life with one, fast acting formula of poetic proportions.  Swift as a bullet, our product will blow away the unsightly look of your old walls and leave you with a blank canvas and a fresh start.  We guarantee it!

Customer Reviews

Score: (1 out of 10)  Fresh Start?  Yeah Right
By R.L. Perez (Leon, Ni) on September 21, 1956

This product is crap!  It promises a blank canvas, but can't deliver!  It got rid of the old paint as swift as a bullet like it says, but when we tried to repaint the walls of our houses, nothing but the same old paint color would stick.  Explain that!  What a hoax.  What's the point of repainting if you have to paint with the exact same crap as the first time?  

Plus, I found Facade Off to be toxic to my health and fear that I'll lose years of my life because of it.  I say this product sucks...I had high hopes when I bought into the idea of a change of paint, but was less than satisfied with the net result.
R.I.P

(edit) R.L.P

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